Aries
Dog Horoscope
Mar. 21 - April 19
It's a great month to be a dog! This winter focus on maintaining your
puppy like enthusiasm and terrific physic. If you are lucky enough to have snow
where you live, run and roll it's great for the coat but remember - don't eat
yellow snow.
Taurus Dog Horoscope April 20 - May 20
It's not that you are stubborn, it's simply that you are always right.
You know that cats are snobs, and after last Christmas you have proof. Did
Fluffy share any of her toys with you...NO!!! You aren't stubborn, you are just
right.
Gemini Dog Horoscope
May 21 - June 21
Sometimes you feel like being a good dog - but some days you don't. You
can't help it, it's the twin thing. Now you must focus on being a "good" dog,
just remember good dogs get treats, bad dogs don't.
Cancer Dog Horoscope
June 22 - July 22
This January, cuddling in a warm cozy corner is all you have to do. You
love to be home, so stay home. Your owner doesn't feel like going for a walk,
and neither do you, so don't.
Leo Dog Horoscope
July 23 - Aug. 22
The Leo is the strongest fiercest, most beautiful dog of the zodiac. This
month stay in touch with your inner lion and "Roar" around the house.
Aquarius Dog Horoscope
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
This is the time for calling all your friends out in the backyard. When
was the last time you had a true howl at the moon. You may be civilized but
inside you beats the heart of a "wild" dog. Next full moon let 'er rip.
Pisces Dog Horoscope
Feb. 19 - Mar. 23
Get your belly rubbed, it's a terrific stress reliever. You are the
"very best" dog in the world. Your owners believe it and so should you.
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Virgo Dog Horoscope
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 Perfection is the name of the game for Virgo's. Line all your chew toys
in a row, and carefully play with them one at a time. You like things in order,
so keep things in order.
Libra Dog Horoscope
Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
Keep things on an even scale. Eat, run and then sleep. If you keep things in
that order you should be fine. Repeat after me - run, eat...sleep.
Scorpio Dog Horoscope
Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
You are feeling like stingin' but that will only get you into the dog house.
This past Christmas you were a saint with paws. Even when rotten little kids
climbed all over you, you just stood there in case Santa was watching. Well -
Santa is on vacation, so let the fur fly.
Sagittarius Dog Horoscope
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
No need to mope because your owner has taken up running. You were built
for running and you have four legs, you will be able to take handle this
- no problem.
Capricorn Dog Horoscope
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
You just had you Birthday and Christmas, you have been spoiled crazy. Now is
the time to take a moment to be thankful for all the good things in your life.
Good owners are hard to find just ask the poor dogs at the pound.
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